20 Questions with Mike Patton

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taken from an interview done with quirkee.com

Q: Best cure for a hangover?

* Red Bull and horse semen

Q: Our universe: a coincidence or God’s master plan?

* Neither. It is something L Ron Hubbard created.

Q: Who inspires you right now?

* Sigur Ros

Q: Better MC: Chuck D or Q-Tip?

* Chuck D..... or Lil Romeo

Q*: Squeeze me macaroni?

* No thanks.

Q: Is the internet the new frontier for musicians?

* No, it is the last frontier for wasting time and sucking the life out of an
Q: What is your favorite movie of all time?

* Big Momma's House 2

Q: Philosophy to live by?

* Whistle while you work or Ass, grass or gas....nobody rides for free!

Q: What is sexy to you?

* Danny Devito

Q: What would the manager from your first job say about you?

* He was HOT!!!

Q*: Tell us about your first gig? Pathetic? Amazing?

* Yes.

Q: What’s more important: girth or length?

* Wait a minute! I thought size didn't matter!!!!!!

Q*: What’s your favorite personal defect?

* My food addiction.

Q: Where do you go to find new music?

* To my recording studio.

Q: Veggie burger with a side of steamed broccoli or meat lover’s pizza with extra meat?

* Screw the Veggie burger! Gimme raw meat!!!

Q: Should the U.S. stay in Iraq or get the hell out?

* We got bigger problems, like Florida!

Q: Dave Grohl once said that he never gets tired of being asked about Nirvana? How do you feel about being asked about your old bands?

* That is odd. I never get asked about Nirvana. I guess people just don't care about me. I do get asked about the Foo Fighters all the time. I got asked about Scream once and Probot a couple times too. Actually I have even been asked about Queens of the Stone Age, but never Nirvana. Hmmmm.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

* That is a better question for Dave Grohl.

Q: If you could be reincarnated, what would you like to come back as?

* A rock star!

Q*: Would you boink Madonna?

* NO!!!!!! That dude is soooo not hot.
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